31. Nana
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business
32. Dishes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes getting boring.
33. Oink Oink
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Oink oink
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
34. Stu
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions.
35. Cash
36. Razor
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
37. Boo
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.
38. Sherlock
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight…
39. Alpaca
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
40. B-4
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
B-4…
B-4 who?
Open the door B-4 I freeze to death!
41. Ya
42. Dwayne
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
43. Ken
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through the window?
44. Police
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
45. Heidi
Many thanks for this post, Andreea! I really enjoyed these jokes and they made me laugh, since I wasn’t in a very good mood :-). I love many of them, so it’s difficult to have a top of preferences. However, I don’t think I have seen this one: “Knock knock: Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda”. Maybe I was wrong and it’s on the list, but it is still good 🙂 Thanks!