16. Noah
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
17. Britney Spears
18. Dewey
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?
19. Figs
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
20. The Doctor
21. Daisy
22. Sherwood
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to come in…
23. Eddie
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?
24. Yo mamma
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma
Yo momma,who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
25. A man – knock knock joke courtesy of Groupon
26. Jester
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. I’m trying to find my keys!
27. Al
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
28. Harry
29. Doughnut
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas!
30. Theodore
Many thanks for this post, Andreea! I really enjoyed these jokes and they made me laugh, since I wasn’t in a very good mood :-). I love many of them, so it’s difficult to have a top of preferences. However, I don’t think I have seen this one: “Knock knock: Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda”. Maybe I was wrong and it’s on the list, but it is still good 🙂 Thanks!