41. On Space Exploration
Chuck Norris once went to Mars. That’s why nobody found any signs of life on it.
42. On the Devil
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
43. On Alternative Energy
Chuck Norris can Supercharge an electric car.
44. On Super Powers
Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
45. On Boyscout Skills
Chuck can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
46. On Fast Food
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
47. On Astronomy
The reason why Pluto is no longer a planet is because Chuck Norris used it as a bowling ball.
48. On Bible Stories
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
49. On Math
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice
50. On Wordplay
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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What other Chuck Norris jokes you know and like? And what about other celebrities? Do you have some favorite jokes and factoids on them too?
Definitely Chuck Norris will be remembered thanks to those jokes!
Jack Nilson says
”If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1” =)))Awesome!!
God! I have not laughed so much a lot of time! Is the best article that I have read it! Well done Deea ! =))))