31. On Poison
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
32. On Superheroes
Q: Who would win the race between Iron Man and Superman to the moon?
A: Chuck Norris
33. On Commercial Trading
Chuck Norris once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
34. On Swinging
Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
35. On Mythical Creatures
You will never see a Sasquatch because they’re not about to risk running into Chuck Norris.
36. On Carpentry
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
37. On Fight Club
Chuck Norris is the only one allowed to talk about Fight Club.
38. On Inner Strength
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
39. On Side Characters
Chuck Norris was in Terminator 2. He was Judgement Day.
40. On Nothingness
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Definitely Chuck Norris will be remembered thanks to those jokes!
”If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1” =)))Awesome!!
God! I have not laughed so much a lot of time! Is the best article that I have read it! Well done Deea ! =))))