31. On Poison
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
32. On Superheroes
Q: Who would win the race between Iron Man and Superman to the moon?
A: Chuck Norris
33. On Commercial Trading
34. On Swinging
35. On Mythical Creatures
You will never see a Sasquatch because they’re not about to risk running into Chuck Norris.