21. On Life Experiences
Death once had a “Near Chuck Norris Experience.”
22. On Tourism. And Sex
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
23. On Thor
Chuck Norris used Thor’s hammer to tack a picture up on his living room wall.
24. On Brokeback Mountain
“Brokeback Mountain” is not just a movie. It’s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
25. On JFK
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
26. On Walking Dead
When a zombie apocalypses starts, Chuck Norris doesn’t try to survive. The zombies do.
27. On Courage
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
28. On Medicine
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
30. On Phobias
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is just plain logic.
Definitely Chuck Norris will be remembered thanks to those jokes!
”If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1” =)))Awesome!!
God! I have not laughed so much a lot of time! Is the best article that I have read it! Well done Deea ! =))))