21. On Life Experiences
Death once had a “Near Chuck Norris Experience.”
22. On Tourism. And Sex
23. On Thor
24. On Brokeback Mountain
“Brokeback Mountain” is not just a movie. It’s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
25. On JFK
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.