46. Ooze
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?<
Ooze in charge round here?
47. Heaven
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
48. Howl
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
49. Sara. Beware, cruel knock – knock joke
50. Luke
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
51. Wendy
Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.
52. Ketchup
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
53. Amos and Andy Dirty Knock Knock Joke
54. Iran
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Iran
Iran who?
Iran over your mail box and garbage cans. Sorry bout that…
55. Soup
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Soup
Soup who?
Superman. Duh!
56. Dozen
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Dozen.Dozen who?Dozen anyone want to let me in?
57. Knock Knock joke for trolls
58. Watson
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television?
59. Weevil
Knock Knock joke contribution from Lubna Wali on rd.com.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Weevil
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you!
60. Agnostic knock – knock joke
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What other knock-knock jokes do you know? What are your favorite ones? Love ’em or hating ’em?
Many thanks for this post, Andreea! I really enjoyed these jokes and they made me laugh, since I wasn’t in a very good mood :-). I love many of them, so it’s difficult to have a top of preferences. However, I don’t think I have seen this one: “Knock knock: Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda”. Maybe I was wrong and it’s on the list, but it is still good 🙂 Thanks!