11. On Darkness
Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It’s not because he’s scared of the dark – it’s because the dark is scared of him.
12. On Sex
When girls have sex with god, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!
13. On the Titanic
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.